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fireworks, grasswars, being a nudist, n my middle name... and long walks on the beach j/k!
2003-07-04 | 10:00 p.m. ok, im sitting here in a sweltering hot room... w/ a fan blowing on me.. felt good UNTIL it started drying out my contacts... which DOESNT feel so good... yup, my life in context... good things go bad... always go bad... by the sounds of that you're prolly thinking "ooooo no, shes gonna sit here and bitch b/c the past few days have sucked ass" well..... HAHA SUCKERS thats what ya get for trying to make a judgement before you really know whats happening.. and yes, im gonna bitch a LITTLE.. i have to its my nature BUT not all of it b/c, well the past 24 hours have been nearly perfect.. nearly... and before we have sharing time i need to pee... brb ok.. whew.. i am relieved (bright and shiny hahahahhaha BUBBLE BOY!!!)ok neways i think i jus lost 10 lbs.. for real tho.. ive had 3 cans of moxie, a class of milk and 2 glasses of lemonade (no, not the real kind w/ gin.. my parents dont let it in the house..) and god knows how much water.. i certantly aint dehydrated.. fuckin pissed like a russian race horse.. however much they piss (ahhh yes, all the VODKA.. lucky doods) ok lol NEWHO.. uhh last night, carried on the meg n deej-o tradtion of fireworks in bridgton.. w/ a twist.. see, i was dying to see charlie SO i gave him and carlo (who wanted to see meg) directions.. NOT VERY GOOD ONES according to them BUT hey they got there BEFORE they started SO i dunno what they're bitching about.. and they came and we hung out.. hahaha ok, we get there at like 7.. and fireworks are suposed to start at 9.. my aunt decided that we REALLY needed to leave early to get a good spot.. her n gramp sit in the car n me n meg are on our own..so neways, we go to the gazebo (ice cream shoppe *another tradition*) BUT we decide that we dont want ice cream (hahaha read *dont want milk breath, ittle bits of chocolate chip in our teeth, n shit down our shirts*) but we want soda.. so we went back to rite-aid.. i did a REALLY dumb thing lol when we got in there.. they had 24 packs of bud & bud light on display SO i pretended to grab one and i was like "o, well, i guess we're ready to go" and the evil little check-out lady glared at us until we went into the back of the store.. got rolos, a dr.pepper and a bass guitar mag.. lol there was a REALLY ugly guy on the cover and meg was joking about me masterbating to it.. lol so i was like "WELL, what do you think the ROLOS ARE FOR???" and a whole shit load of ppl heard.. OOPS!! ok, so we got back to the play ground w/o any injury caused to ourselves nor anyone else (to my knowledge...) so we were hanging out by the place (THAT WAS ROPED OFF *ahem*) making fun of ppl.. they jus didnt know.. and ok lol i need to put likkle exerps from my email to chika in here B/C they describe PERFECTLY how it was hahaha.. "...fireworks last night and i got carlo and charlie to go.. when they first got there (well, charlie pierced his ear... it looks ok.. and he he shaved his head.. it looks good.. mohawk would be better tho.. thank GOD he didnt go TOTALLY cancer patient on it.. and lol he dressed like a prep.. a BRIGHT YELLOW jnco shirt and jeans... hahahaha w/ a POT LEAF earring.. kinda threw it off BUT neways) so they got there and they came down to where me and megan were SITTING on the grass and stood.. they jus stood for like 15 mins.. me n meg were like uhhhhhh so megans like "hey guys, want to pull up a chair??" which made me crack up b/c there were no chairs but newho... so they finally sat and.. we had GRASS WARS.. id roll a whole shit load of grass into a ball and chuck it at him.. hit him in the face a few times.. and lol he'd throw like a blade of grass at a time.. guess who was winning... WAS until he started putting it in my hair THEN down my shirt.. i had the problem of there your pants stick out in the back when you're sitting.. and well, i told him id be mad if i had grass down my pants.. WELL i got home and was putting on my jammies and took off my jeans... i had enuff grass in there to start mini brush fire i swear to god.. BUT all i could do was laff.. and laff.. and laff.. so im sad to say that he won that fight..
ok, here is an essence of megan.. we were bored, jus me n her before they came so we were wandering around.. and i duno why but i was like "i wonder what would happen if i became a nudist and came here w/ all these ppl.." and shes like "yep, deej w/ nothing but a lawn chair... if i was a nudist all i'd wear is deoderant and tampons.." i was like "well, its be kinda hard to wear pads stupid" and shes like "hahaha yah, you could tape the wings to your legs.. BUT then everytime you sat in a chair you'd stick" OMG it was SOOOOO hilarious.." ok so yah, that part of it.. didnt see much fireworks, NO NOT B/C we were macking (that was carlo and megan) me n charlie were talking and throwing grass at each other... and he was tickling me... i dunno if you realize it, but i am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO freaking ticklish... he isnt.. it sucks! it is SO cereally NOT fucking fair!! well, gave em gas money to get home.. carlo and meg took longer saying goodbye than me n charlie did.. whom i wont be seeing until i get back from michigan *sniffle*.. but yah they were pathetic.. o and btw, my aunt dont know that they met us there.. so itd be appreciated if we kept it that way... what she dont know, dont hurt her... charlie said he'd call me.. today... and well, he didnt.... dun dun dun... MY GUESS, from prior experiences, is that he will call me tomorrow night, completely trashed, w/ some chick, break up w/ me... gee, i wonder why id think THAT!?!?! grrrrr i really hope he doesnt b/c i am SO not equipt to deal w/ that right now.. jus when my life is good or well, OK, it does a complete u-ie.. BETTER NOT THIS TIME I SWEAR!! ok, i gotta give a funny story here... at big we were in the "party room" talking.. and megan was teasing me b/c she knows my middle name (ok, not sure how b/c i dont know hers.. she has a better memory.. HAHA which is another story completely) ok, so my middle name is COMPLETELY hidious.. and it embarrasses me to DEATH (wellllllll.... almost..) so, i never tell it to any one or i try not to.. and so, shes going on and on "danijean ... reynolds" this and "danijean ... reynolds" that INFRONT of charlie WHO DOES or didnt at the time, KNOW MY MIDDLE NAME... SO im talking to him on the phone yesterday and hes like "so, you gonna tell me your middle name??" and i was like like "uhhh nope" and hes like "awww come on, i told you mine" i was like "uhhh NOPE ya didnt" and hes like "richard, (which is so cute hehe :D) so now you have to tell me" i was like "no i dont b/c i didnt tell you to tell me.." and hes all pouty (good thing its not in person, mind you, b/c hes got this little look when you wont tell him something.. and even if i can resist it, and pretend to be mad and cross my arms and turn around, it last for like 2 secs, if that, b/c he'll tickle my side WHICH makes me turn n then he kisses me WHICH makes me melt SO i forget and tell him w/e it is he wants to know... *sigh*) so i went on the 5 min story about how my gramp was an only child, and when he had kids he had no boys SO his last name wasnt carried on.. SO my mom has her first *only* (and trust me, im not trying to be bitch OR bragging that im the only NOT adopted child B/C darrin and jessica were blood brother and sister and my parents adopted them.. and they get along.. i dont have a mom OR a dad i get along w/ WHICH is my only uhhh dna-matching ppl... im jealous to be honest..) child and gives me the last name *her maiden name* so it gets passed on.. darrin or jess will have to pass it on b/c i sure as hell AINT giving it to my kids b/c i know FIRST hand the torture it brings... but newho... my road, is named after my grandfather... so i asked charlie if he'd written my addy (which we both knew he had) and told him that he knew it then b/c of that reason.. but lol he didnt remember it off the top of his head SO i dunno if hes got it figured out yet.. he also found out the EXACT day of my bday WHICH i dont really expect him to remember b/c thats a LOTTA info for one day (haha j/k :P) ok, bolstridge story.. talked to her on the phone yesterday too and we were discussing how forgetful charlie and tyler (the ass) are.. and shes like "if you guys lived together, he'd come home at night and be surprised" WHICH made me DIE laffing.. hahaha it was SOOOO great!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you will NEVER gues who called me today!?!?!?!?!?! HEATHER OWENS!! she came on yahoo this afternoon... i hadnt talked to her since the like last week of febuary or the VERY FIRST of march b/c she didnt know ANYTHING about charlie and i met him on uhhhh march 8th?? so yah, we talked for like an hour and a half and then she called me.. THANK YOU GOD.. i was worried SICK b/c NO ONE had heard from her.. and we didnt know where she was.. shes at her mom's in carolina.. kinda far and i miss her like a bitch BUT she seems pretty happy.... ok, chika storys... i LOVE MY FRIENDS... they are HILARIOUS!! ok, heres stuff from the email she sent me: "OMG it was sooo funny..last night we went to matts house....n sat around doing nothing and then at like 10pm his uncle dan came over and got REALY drunk..it was sooo funny...he wanted to come give matta hug so he stood up and to walk over to matt he had to step over this likkle like 2'' crack in between some boards on the deck and he lifted his leg wayyy up like he was stepping over a fence..it was hilarious..and then he was dancing....and singing...hes a riot..i wish i could to go fire works...they dont have any up here....so were going to mats house agin tonight..hahaha..last yar when we were up here for the 4th..i set their lawn chair and like 200 sparklers on fire and then put them in a bucket full of cry grass thinking it was full of water and set that on fire too..it was funny as hell..but hopefully i dont do that again.... ps...it was hilarious..darrell was talking bout this tour gide dood that he knows that (and these are his exact words) 'takes ppl from canada and leads them to where theres bear' OMG i was juss lying there trying to sleep n i herd that from downstaris..n i laffed n laffed..it was funny...he mad eit sound like he just takes poor innocent canadians and is like..'hey look, a bear...lets see if its frendly!' lol...ok i have wierd thoughts? or is that what u thought of 2? lol" haha to be honest i thot that too.. and that the guide did it to scare em off... hahahahahah OMG... but ok, *SIGH* im getting sleepy so ima go to beddy.. lub yah! sleep tight! dont let the bed bugs bite.. and if you have bed bugs... change your sheets?? hahahahaha ***(((((MUAH)))))*** |