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*5 green speckled frogs*
2003-07-17 | 3:43 p.m. ...."five green speckled frogs, sat on a speckled log, eating some most delicious bugs (yumm yumm), one jumped into the pool, where it was nice and cool then there were four green speckled frogs (glub glub). four green speckled frogs..." yup, i have learned new songs from what id like to call the samantha reaction.. fucker a i was w/ her almost the entire time i was there.. she is spoiled and throws a fit if you dont give into her.. hahaha tho shes fucking hilarious.. we went to *meijers* (hehe) and shes like "i gotta go potty" so, of course, my aunt voulnteers me to take her (thank GOD she can wipe this year) so we go in and we're in the stall and she goes.. and then shes sitting there, and sitting there, and sitting there.. for AT LEAST 20 mins.. if not longer.. and im like hey sam, done yet?? NOPE! like 5 times.. so im standing there and i sigh and lean against the wall and shes like what ya doing??? i was like im bored and shes like why? i was like there is nothing to do in the bathroom and you wont hurry up and shes like you want to play??? i was soooooo PISSED!! my fucking word shes making me jus stand in the bathroom so she can jus sit on the pooper and tap on the toiletpaper dispencer.. so i told her that the store manager was watching her and that he'd come in and get her.. she was mortified that some one was watching her go to the bathroom so (finally) she got done and we could go.. yah, wasting my time in *meijers* all the nerve lol.. im running around in a pink tank-top.. and my WINGS!! lol they r great!! i gotta go put the laundry on for a few more mins b/c i dont think they're dry.. or im gonna fold em.. brb ok im back BUT i need to pee so forget i said that.. once i get active it seems my bladder does too.. and then.. ooo im a mess lol.. well, i peed, successfully thanks for caring.. one morning in mi i was woken up to "mom, i had a little accident. MOM! i had a little accident. MOM!! I HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT!!" and jess like o dear gawd (pronounce the A.. shes become very michigan-ized.. soda is pop.. i asked a waitress at big boy what kind of soda they had and she looked at me like i was talking pig latin (it would have odasay not soda.. so w/e) n sammy hadnt made it to the potty.. kids.. i love kids BUT i dont want them yet.. and she is the perfect example of why.. PLUS.. well im not really lookin forward to labor AND id like to finish school.. and uhhh theres no guys to have babys w/.. charlie dont like kids and dont want em.. and im not sure hed be a good dad B/C *ahem* he dont like kids and uhhh his little habits.. i dont want my kids around that stuff.. im gonna wait until im in my LATE 20's early 30's before i have kids so i can get all my partying days outta the way and actually be able to settle down and take care of them the way they should be.. my friends think im the motherly type.. not sure why BUT o well.. like in the words of megan "pop in a movie, give em some popcorn and lock em in a room.. then like 20 mins before their parents get home put em to bed and clean up.." thats baby sitting right there.. except little kids.. another reason idont want kids yet is that changing diapers still bugs me.. and so does wiping bums.. still grosses me out jus a tad... so yah lol.. did i mention that i talked to merch and danielle today? yeap i did.. merch loves me b/c i bought him faygo.. and he wants me to give charlie his # (IF i ever talk to him again?) b/c he wants to know what he'll say... god damn it.. the two of them.. they act like middle schoolers.. so much for dating a mature older guy.. *sigh* i am sooo confused.. and slightly, ok MORE than slightly pissed off.. kinda.. i dont know.. i feel ignored.. and pushed away.. is that normal?? k neways i gotta go.. again.. all my love ***(((((MUAH)))))*** |