way to be rejected
2003-07-24 | 3:07 p.m.

*...Hey Mister I really like your daughter, I'd like to eat her like ice cream maybe dip her in chocolate. Hey Mister on your way over in your Volvo, suit, and tie. We'll be crawling in your bed soon messing around, maybe getting high. It's not what ya did, It's not what ya didn't, God gave her a perfect body and now I'm all up in it. It's not she's a tramp. It's not she's not pure. She just likes getting her fuck on, and its good for that I'm sure. Hey Mister I really like your daughter. When I'm horny like thirsty She's a bottle of water. Hey Mister how'd it get so bad. You raised her so well and now she's calling me dad in the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen, the perfect little gift for high school graduation...*

yes, well that was a complete waste of morning.. well lol first of all the vaccum cleaner wouldnt work.. it would suck up dirt, youd shut it off and all the dirt would end up on the floor... i took it apart and (OOPS! lol) i had sucked up one of the pep n kittys catnip mice.. hahaha...

shaun didn call me.. *sniffle* o well he prolly forgot.. way to be rejected tho.. what is it w/ guys not calling me back hello?? o well.. do you know what i realized?? that ive been single 2 times in that past almost 14 months and that the first time was for 2 n 1/2 week n the 2nd time was for 2 weeks exactly?? i mean it seems like ive been single for a month n a half BUT i actually went back out w/ him for like 3ish weeks.. i guess technically weve been together for almost a month (next tuesday) BUT since we "broke up" when i was in michigan according to him well.. w/e i dunno how long ive been single.. i dont know if im ready for a relationship right now.. i dont really want one.. i want to try single life for a while and obvisouly me n shaun arent going anywhere.. yet.. we'll jus have to wait n see what this year offers..

i talked to bolstridge.. i told her my whole *marilyn manson* thing.. lol we got talking about it.. and about how charlie's earring looked like a flower froma distance.. ok lol, before i saw him that wed. he told me that hed gotten his ear pierced.. and that it was a dangly potleaf earring.. all i could think of was yah know DANGLY earring.. w/ diamonds that almost reach your shoulders and wobble when you move your head.. and i told bolstridge that it prolly made him look gay.. hahaha so she was talking about it at big and she kept looking at me saying "it doesnt look as gay as i thought it would" and he kept flipping out and i was laffing but like shut up shut up shut up lol.. i wasnt that kind of dangle BUT it did kinda look like a flower unless you were w/in like 2 feet of him.. then it kinda looked like a starfish.. hahahaha.. right before i first met him, it was on the way to the place actually, he was riding w/ bolstridge n tyler (i met em there...) bolstridge told him that if he messed w/ me n hurt me in any way that she'd kick his ass b/c i was her best friend.. i had completely forgotten this btw and on the phone today she reminded me.. she thinks hes a complete asshole AS DOES everyone else... not my problem i guess..

shit i jus remembered that im not gonna be home from like 4-7 tonight.. o well w/e i guess i can talk to ppl then.. gotta figure out wtf we're doing tomorrow night.. GAH!! hahaha o well i need ice cream... mawhahahahaha

:.+*MUAH*+.:


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