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the subject of.. shit
08.17.03 | 10:44 pm *...All the girls in the bathroom talkin, who they gonna take to the Sadie Hawkins. My ears are burnin but I kept on walkin, smile on my face and an air guitar rockin. The Sadie Hawkins Dance, in my khaki pants. There's nothin better, oh oh oh, The girls ask the guys, it's always a surprise. There's nothin better, baby do you like my sweater? Sittin in the back of my next class nappin. Gotta give a speech then bow to the clappin. Told a funny joke got the whole class laughin, think I got a tan from the light which I was baskin. The Sadie Hawkins Dance, in my khaki pants. There's nothin better, oh oh oh, The girls ask the guys, it's always a surprise. There's nothin better, baby do you like my sweater? Scan the cafeteria for some good seating, I found a good spot by the cheerleaders eating. The quarterback asked me if I'd like a beating, I said that's one thing I won't be needing. And since I'm rather smart and cunning, I took off down the next hall running. Only to get stopped by a girl so stunning, only to get stopped by a girl so stunning... She said, 'You're smooth, and good with talkin. Will you go with me to the Sadie Hawkins?' The Sadie Hawkins Dance, in my khaki pants. There's nothin better, oh oh oh, The girls ask the guys, it's always a surprise. There's nothin better, baby do you like my sweater?...* whoot, whoot.. i LOOOOVE that song lol.. at camp they played it before lunch (as a call thinger) and i was bustin it out.. and everyone was lookin at me funny.. including all the churchy ppl.. me being one that hardly listens to Christian music and knows songs they dont... well Reliant K is punkish too.. jus like not many ppl there know MxPx... but some do.. thats where i first heard about em.. like a year an a half ago.. from ally.. i dunno there the HELL sheb is.. some chick came on under her name.. and she was a complete bitch.. i was like w/e and didnt say much.. perhaps that was the problem b/c i kept saying yah and she was like oooooook.. i hate it when ppl do that.. annoys me shitlessly.. guess what?!? if you guesses "your eating?" you'd be right... *ding, ding, we haaaave a winnnner!!* actually, if you read basically every entry i talk about food.. if i gain 10 lbs every 2 weeks, im gonna weigh 900 lbs by the time i graduate... how freaky is that.. every passing week i come closer and closer with my doom.. perhaps i could take up a career in modeling for the gross cards n bags into spencers.. hummm i dunno why i never thot of that before lol... i so watched the x-games tonight.. that and the gravity games, superbowl... lakers games (esp. semi- and finals) and pats games.. (which i never finished watching.. ill have to go look up the score when im done here..) all of which i watch religiously.. unfortunately for me i dont have cable, hence i dont get espn OR espn2.. so i can only get the x-games that they show on abc... o well.. i dont want to become a couch potato along with a computer geek... *ugh* id lose my few friends lol.. j/k j/k... but OMG, BRIAN DEEGAN, motoX.. the dood to land the FIRST 360 in compititon... HOOOOTTTT lol.. but umm married and w/ a kid i think?? him and dave mirrah (also hot.. bucky lassick too.. but damn it, they're all taken i think) have their last names tattooed over their VEWWY VEWWY sexy bootays.. lol.. jus thot id point that out.. lol i didnt know that sheb lost her mum.. im gonna have to have a word w/ her on this b/c i think its something she should have told me.. lol or maybe not BUT still.. i feel soooo bad!! but her and kevin are supposed to be doing something this weekend.. yay!! hehehe i havnt talked to jake since.. well since a while ago.. like monday?? *darrrrrrn* thats a long time.. and i "talked" to zach for like, less than that.. but more times.. thursday?? and michelle on friday.. and mikey everyday lol.. and dustin one of the days.. and sheb every day too.. and now im talkin to dan the man.. nin imed me when i came on after hell this morning.. and o i talked to liz.. so yah i talk.. i havnt clamed up and become anti-social yet.. YET... j/k.. i actually dont think i could do that.. im a very much ppl person.. i sound like i should be one of the nursing home worker ppl.. except i get grossed out easily.. nvm then lol i HATE nursing homes and i hate em w/ a passion.. my first memorys, actually memorys not lil flashback thingers are of when my nana was in the rumford community home after she was sick.. i cant remember if she died in there or not BUT i do remember her roommate, some vivian lady, that died when my nan was in there.. ok, this lady, the poor girl, had to eat pureed food.. that is THE grossest shit. the beets... i can remember the pureed beets.. mainly b/c they were SO BRIGHT purply (i can only picture the beets lol).. and RUNNY.. it was like purple soup but w/ likkle chunker things.. oooooo it was SICK!! lol.. and the smell of nursing homes.. its like hospital mixed with the obvious old ppl smell.. it not an exactly gross smell.. unless they've had an accident or you happen to be standing near one of those toilet chair thingers that they have in their rooms in case they dont get to the toilet soon enough.. i dont know why it is lol (nor do i really care) but i thot id point out that old ppl shit smells worse than normal ppl shit.. i dunno.. its gross.. it smells.. well, old?? and it lingers.. it doesnt clear out as quickly as its supposed to.. i mean i know that when you get old everything moves slower (yah, the little old ladys into hannaford that shuffle around w/ their oversized buggys full of cans of fruit cocktail and depends.. that gab to their neighbor and haul their photo albums out of their suitcases (no wonder they have arthiritis and bad backs??) and proceed to block every damn aisle in the store while they shout back and forth at each other and try to act like civilized ppl.... trust me, ive noticed that they are slow) but i thought that shit fumes were that, fumes or GAS which is supposed to be as light as air.. dont even tell me that old ppl air moves slower than the rest of everybodys.. thats a load of bullshit.. but yah know what they say (and its the darn truth), every one's shit stinks... one last thing in the shit catagory, the lil dood i babysat yesterday, was 6, and couldnt wipe his own bum.. i feel bad for the lil bugger.. he's gonna be in 1st grade and is WICKED smart BUT he cant wipe his own bum.. its soo sad! thankfully his mom came home and he went potty then and i didnt have to wipe his botty.. and thats all i got to say about shit, for now (o, if you go to bored.com there is some link about poop and it shows pictures.. danielle n chika discovered it during one of our *wonderful* sh's last year lol..)it is jus a tad bit nipply in here.. and im tired BUT im gonna stay up a lil later to see who i can see.. i now suddenly have "john jacob jinglehimersmith stuck in my poor likkle brain"... haaaaaaaalp!! lol.. awwwww poor bobbert!! hes takin the whole thing w/ karly really badly still.. and he wants to hang out w/ me.. but i cant and plus i dont want to be around weed, smokes OR alcohol b/c i KNOW ill end up usin jus a little.. "jus a few hits" or "jus one smoke" or "jus one shot" turns into me doing it all and getting completely trashed.. and im NOT doing that anymore.. so im gonna try not to put myself into that situation.. but i want to be there for my friend.. i wish he could get over her b/c robert deserves good.. hes been thru lottsa shit.. and is going thru shit still.. *sigh* WHY DO THINGS HAVE TO BE SO COMPLICATED??? grrrrrrr lol.. im done writing.. im jus rambling about random things.. and this is my THIRD entry of today.. how geeky am i?? i havnt done this in WHILE.. until tomorrow.. |