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ozzy n hairy legs
08.18.03 | 10:36 pm hummm im sitting here (well normally people dont stand and type.. and now that ive said that, im gonna have to try it lol..) and im thinking.. and i know that everyone says "UH OHH!!" or "I THOUGHT I SMELLED SMOKE!!" or something to that effect.. the weird thing is.. i dont want to put it in here.. its personal.. and i dont mind you guys knowing it.. there is jus one person, or ok maybe MORE than one, that i dont want to know about this.. not only would i look stupid but id feel stupid.. and its not something ppl need to know anyways.. jus something minor and dumb.. and something that pisses my friends off when i mention lol.. o well w/e i watched uhh still standing?? it was the show on CBS about the dad who wanted he *geeky* son to become a football player but he became a cheerleader instead so he could slap cheerleaders butts?? lol yah i thot that was soooooo FUNNY!! lol.. i got SOOO PISSED tonight during dinner.. we were watching the news, and they showed Ozzy and sharon singing *take me out to the ballgame* at a cubs game.. and so what? Ozzy didnt know the words and kinda mumbled along.. WHO CARES?? the sportscaster should be bowing and be doing *i am unworthy*s.. or be trembling in their unworthy little shoes.. HELLO?? OZZY OSBOURNE?? yah, hes got a few problems from all the drugs he did (charlie in a few years.. but not nearly so cool... its more like... picture joe liberman.. but a "rocker", messed-up-from-all-the-drugs-i-did and dying-from-std's-and-aids joe liberman.. and lol youve got how charlie is gonna look in his 50's lol.. hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa) but Ozzy, he still kicks ass.. major ass.. i bet the sportscasters listened to michael jackson and madonna (nothing wrong w/ them.. but ozzy is SOOOO BETTER) so neways... w/e i had to vent about that... and Ozzy, I STILL LOVE YOU!! so neways, im going to that thinger in windham tomorrow night.. and jan is meeting me there.. and im wearing pants.. yes, they're all going to shit themselves and my aunt is prolly gonna have a heart-attack.. but o well.. ill braid my hair and wear my beanie.. my hair is cut BUT still long.. ill jus tell them that i trimmed for split-ends.. and they can kiss my ass... yah, how the HELL are you supposed to go on ANY rides in a SKIRT?? id like to see the men of the church get into a LONG SKIRT and waddle around and be expected to do shit n be modest about it.. not to mention have to shave their legs constantly.. ITS NOT POSSIBLE I HATE SHAVING.. guys whine and complain about having to shave their face (and well, most of them dont lol) but OMG, try shavin your pitts n your LEGS.. ppl w/ short legs?? YOU SUCK!! i have to buy long in pac sun.. regular pants shrink within a month or two and are no longer wearable.. FUCK I HATE IT!! and since they are so long and BIG AROUND (think california red-wood tree trunks.. and youve got my legs.. in an exaggerated form lol and w/o so many branches..) they take FOREVER to shave.. not to mention that they are BLINDING WHITE and as soon as im cold i have to shave again b/c it grows back instantly. and if i shave when im cold, my legs BLEED.. and i get annoying red bumps... WTF is up w/ that?? I HATE MY LEGS.. lol sorry.. yah know, ppl serisouly piss me off.. if they ask a question and you dont know the answer.. and then a little later you ask them if they got the answer, and they say yes, so you ask them WHAT IT IS.. and THEY WONT GIVE YOU A DIRECT ANSWER... i fuckin HATE that... i am also starving.. right next to my right hand is a granola bar, a fruit-by-the-foot and an unopened can of sunkist.. why i am not eating it? i do not know lol... i dont feel like it.. actually i do lol... ooommmmmmgggggg i dunno anymore.. what is life comin to?? i mean... it jus seems to get more skrewed up as the days go by.. when's this gonna end?? ppl say that when im older things will get better.. you'll understand when your older.. when is the older they talk about? how do ppl know if were gonna make it to "older"?? i want answers now in case i dont... but i guess ill never get them... old ppl suck.. to be honest tho, i bet THEY havnt even gotten to the "older" yet... HAHAHAHAAAA SUCKERS!!!! yah know, and im sure ive said this MANY, MANY times, i hate it when ppl say they understand and dont.. b/c it is SOO obvious that they've never been in the situation or one even similar.. and in my opinion, in order to REALLY understand something, you've had to experiance it.. its like the blind and deaf giving a blind person directions.. it jus dont happen.. and if it does, it usually doesnt work out that well... get the drift?? speaking of, i keep drifting off to sleep... until tomorrow... |